Second Rate Memes

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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wheres-the-dam-snackbar

My album is finally up on all platforms !!!!

8 completely original songs. I’m so excited !

Please give it a listen !

I’m particularly proud of the tracks ‘Sirens,’ ‘Midas’ and ‘Ni Una Menos.’

https://ditto.fm/midas-juliet

Midas
Listen to Midas
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Pinned Post please help me out you guys i’m a musician and Covid has basically fucked my only income source for the past two years even one stream of one song sends me a couple cents and every bit counts even if you just play it in the background on mute you don’t have to listen to it we just went back into hard lockdown a week ago and I’m not coping lost so many gigs just … anything you can do it means a lot
catnippackets
catnippackets

listen I say this with patience bc some people may genuinely have not thought about this before but if you firmly say “AI art is terribly unethical and steals from artists” (which is correct) but then turn around and use voice AIs to generate songs/voice lines that sound like your favourite voice actors or singers……………………………………that is also AI art and it is also terribly unethical

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just a few examples of voice actors making their stance clear for all the ppl who are trying to disagree w me

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teaboot

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

feral-bookwoom

On it boss!!

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teaboot

[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]